The vast expanses that are the vascular system of a three toed sloth.

Bread and Bottle = the new Spitalfield AND the new Don't Worry About It

i'd like to smash the part of me that decided that this is how it should be.

a quick excerpt from Tony Hawk's myspace blog.





TOTALLY EXTREME!

Seriously, what is the deal with this Palin lady?

Does the McCain campaign really believe that women vote for women simply because they're women?

Do they expect fervent anti-war, liberal women to just up and flip their vote around because there is a crazy creationist, gun toting, anti-aboprtion (including cases of rape and incest) woman on the republican ticket?

this seems like an insult to women more than an opportunity.

On friday at 3:00 PM, Bill Murray will jump out of a plane at north avenue beach.

later that evening:

hillary clinton drinks old style.

i'm sorry, but this is awesome.

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/04/13/884475.aspx

cornography

even the edwards website smells like a hospital.

what the fuck.

kevin garvey and matt nusko are the patriarchy.

sass dragons at stadium west tonight

3188 n elston. (california and elston)

21+

IT WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU


PLEASE COME

So unless i get three hundred dollars by tomorrow night, i'm going to be homeless. if anyone can help me out with a suggestion for how to make money this quickly (with no capital, mind you), or some money that i could borrow (paid back, with interest within two weeks, scout's honor), please let me know. Call my cell phone at (630) 723-1177.

thanks!

Last night, i emailed my resume to a guy opening a print shop, and for whatever reason, woke up at this ungodly hour and decided to check my email. He sent me an email like 3 minutes before i checked it. sweet!



edit: according to the morning news, a man from chicago won an oyster eating contest by eating 420 raw oysters in a half hour. keep fighting the good fight, sir. i'm behind you all the way.

i wonder whether scientology would exist if the treaty of guadalupe hidalgo never happened.

since moving in with my roommates, i have been given countless nicknames.
Just to name a few:

Flash Nap
Tremendous Bus Luck
TremendousBusLuck DeLaFlashNap
Unlucky Henchman
Gort

and etc.

i believe i'm going to get a flash nap tattoo.

sometimes it feels like i can only breathe at ragers.