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The vast expanses that are the vascular system of a three toed sloth.

There's a big difference between the three and four toed ones, you know.

1/12/09 02:52 pm

Bread and Bottle = the new Spitalfield AND the new Don't Worry About It

12/19/08 02:42 pm

i'd like to smash the part of me that decided that this is how it should be.

11/18/08 02:29 am

11/13/08 02:55 pm - TONY HAWK'S EXTREME PORCH

a quick excerpt from Tony Hawk's myspace blog.





TOTALLY EXTREME!

9/4/08 08:31 am

Seriously, what is the deal with this Palin lady?

Does the McCain campaign really believe that women vote for women simply because they're women?

Do they expect fervent anti-war, liberal women to just up and flip their vote around because there is a crazy creationist, gun toting, anti-aboprtion (including cases of rape and incest) woman on the republican ticket?

this seems like an insult to women more than an opportunity.

8/14/08 08:01 am

On friday at 3:00 PM, Bill Murray will jump out of a plane at north avenue beach.

later that evening:

8/1/08 09:40 pm

hillary clinton drinks old style.

i'm sorry, but this is awesome.

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/04/13/884475.aspx

7/26/08 12:28 pm - giggled.

7/8/08 07:53 pm

cornography

6/17/08 03:14 pm

even the edwards website smells like a hospital.

what the fuck.

5/17/08 12:16 am

kevin garvey and matt nusko are the patriarchy.

5/3/08 01:14 pm

sass dragons at stadium west tonight

3188 n elston. (california and elston)

21+

IT WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU


PLEASE COME

4/30/08 02:59 pm

So unless i get three hundred dollars by tomorrow night, i'm going to be homeless. if anyone can help me out with a suggestion for how to make money this quickly (with no capital, mind you), or some money that i could borrow (paid back, with interest within two weeks, scout's honor), please let me know. Call my cell phone at (630) 723-1177.

thanks!

4/14/08 05:32 am

Last night, i emailed my resume to a guy opening a print shop, and for whatever reason, woke up at this ungodly hour and decided to check my email. He sent me an email like 3 minutes before i checked it. sweet!



edit: according to the morning news, a man from chicago won an oyster eating contest by eating 420 raw oysters in a half hour. keep fighting the good fight, sir. i'm behind you all the way.

4/4/08 07:59 pm

i wonder whether scientology would exist if the treaty of guadalupe hidalgo never happened.

4/3/08 01:22 pm

Jesus vs. Penis statistics

4/2/08 09:19 am

28

4/1/08 02:40 pm

since moving in with my roommates, i have been given countless nicknames.
Just to name a few:

Flash Nap
Tremendous Bus Luck
TremendousBusLuck DeLaFlashNap
Unlucky Henchman
Gort

and etc.

i believe i'm going to get a flash nap tattoo.

3/31/08 07:35 am

sometimes it feels like i can only breathe at ragers.

3/26/08 03:59 pm

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